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Post by philippa on Jun 29, 2010 9:40:15 GMT -5
Right, I thought it was time for a few quotes from our favourite radio heroes: Kenny: Bozo’s come out in a rash Johnny: That’s not a rash, that’s a plague!
Kenny: Did you get a date? Lorelei: No, I didn’t. Kenny: What? Lorelei: Firstly because he’s a man: and I’ve decided men have brought me nothing but pain, frustration, smelly socks, and the odd embarrassing itch. And secondly: he’s horrible!
Kenny: Lorelei think business. Use that feminine charm, your smile, your womanly wiles. Lorelei: Oh, you want me to shove my breasts in his face!
Lorelei: I’ve destroyed your life. Just tell me what I can do, I’ll do anything to help. Just say it, I’ll do it. Rupert: Be my lover. Lorelei: How about I give you a pound of flesh?
Lorelei: Nelson, I’m not going to beat about the bush like a teenager. I’m a mature woman and I know what I want. I really fancy you, and I want to have sex. Nelson: And I hear that you want to have sex. Lorelei: Good, so let’s get humping.
Johnny: What’s going on? Lorelei is going mad, if that’s not a tautology.
Lorelei: I mean, we might mislay a few cosmetics occasionally but I’m damned if I feel the need to park myself on a toilet for 40 minutes at a time to read every last article on space and dinosaurs. Bloody space and bloody dinosaurs!
Kenny: Ok I just need to pop to the toilet, I’ll be out in a second. Bozo? Bozo: Here, there’s a really good article on space and dinosaurs.
Kenny: Bozo, hit Johnny. Bozo: I thought you said it was childish. Kenny: Not if you break his nose, then it becomes grown-up. ;D
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Post by Nia on Jun 29, 2010 12:16:08 GMT -5
Jodie you already know I love these ones, but here they are anyway From S1 E2 (The Perfect Man): Lorelei: Great... Another damaged man in my life. Ken: I thought you said all men are damaged. Lorelei: Well, they are. Ken: Well, okay. Quick question: if men are so damaged, who – get this – who do you think does the damaging? Huh? Johnny: You got her there Ken. Lorelei: The damage is usually done through drink, drugs, philandering, lying, inability to accept responsibility, childish obsessions, failure to communicate, vanity, selfishness, laziness, indiscipline, greed and aggression. Ken: Help me, Johnny, help me. Absolutely love itLorelei: I have mystique. I could out-mystique you any day of the week. Ken: You can’t even spell mystique. Lorelei: I can’t spell oesophagus but I got one. Brilliant!!‘How about a Ribena?’ Well, me and Ribena... *whistles*'The opposite of cool is uncool.’ L: I suppose you think that was Nelson... Kenny: Well who else would want honey at ten o’clock at night, unless you’re getting off with Winnie the Pooh? Pooh’s pretty undamaged – I’m surprised you don’t fancy him. Or maybe you prefer Eeyore! L: He’s a donkey. K: I’ll bet he’s well-hung. Anyone who remembers the Harry is squishy convo on SICF might get why I like this one so muchKenny: He’s with Lorelei. Johnny: What? K: First he takes away my authority, now he takes my woman. J: Your woman? You can’t stand Lorelei! You’re always arguing. K: That’s not arguing. It’s... banter. J: Banter?! You told her she was a bitter and twisted man-hater... K: Sexual banter. J: This is a revelation. What about when she told you you were a useless wide-eyed, shiftless, feckless drifto with no grip on reality, an ego the size of Canada and a brain the size of a tic tac. K: Well that was just to get my attention. J: Jeez, I hope you never fall out with each other.
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Post by philippa on Jun 29, 2010 12:40:55 GMT -5
Ahaha when I heard the Ribena comment I immediately had to think of you, Nia!
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Post by Nia on Jun 29, 2010 16:52:04 GMT -5
Glad to know I am starting to indoctrinate some people...
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Post by philippa on Jun 30, 2010 3:15:18 GMT -5
Well I have to admit you got me intrigued because I don't think I've ever had Ribena. Must try that when I go to London in August
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Post by cbjfan61 on Jun 30, 2010 8:36:37 GMT -5
L: Bloody Space and Bloody Dinosaurs!!! L: "I just don't feel right if I don't get my bit of Kafka everyday"
Really anything out of the episode Meet the Wife (when the go to the school reunion)
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Post by philippa on Jun 30, 2010 12:40:32 GMT -5
Kenny: I spy, with my little eye Lorelei: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH That one gets me ever time
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Post by Nia on Jun 30, 2010 16:59:10 GMT -5
Not entirely Nicola's lines, but any of the 'oxbow lakes' bits crack me up
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Post by Nia on Jun 30, 2010 17:08:03 GMT -5
Also not one of Nicola's lines, but I love in 1.3 (If You Sack Me, I'll Leave) Kenny: We can handle her! We're three against one! Besides, what are we? Mice, or men? Kenny, Johnny & Bozo: We're men, men, men. (twitching mouse noises)
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Post by cbjfan61 on Jul 15, 2010 8:23:33 GMT -5
Like my ma says " It's the early bird that gets up before the others " - Bozo
I'm not upset I'm angry, furious...they moan on about me...we might lay a few cosmetic's while they feel the need to read every last article on Space and Dinosaurs. - Lorelei
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Post by philippa on Jul 15, 2010 8:55:32 GMT -5
Lorelei: I'm squatting down in a cold forest with my pants round my ankles, which is not the time to be discussing your libido. Kenny: I'd said it was ideal.
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Post by cbjfan61 on Jul 15, 2010 9:54:36 GMT -5
ROFL!!!!
So my question is why did Nelson take over and Bozo leave???
Every time I listen to the ep where Lorelei is offered a role in West Side Story I have to listen to West Side Story! HAHAHHA!!
"When you're a Big Town All Star you're a Big Town All Star all the way. From your first cigarette to your last dying day!" -Kenny
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Post by philippa on Jul 15, 2010 10:26:48 GMT -5
I was wondering about that as well. Perhaps the actor was unavailable to do the 2nd series?
Same ep: Lorelei: It was one snog Kenny! Kenny: But it was a good snog. Lorelei: For you maybe. Kenny: Are you telling me you faked your snog?
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Post by Nia on Jul 15, 2010 14:39:55 GMT -5
Yeah that'd be my guess too Love the snogging quote!! And the libido one ;D
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Post by fidget on Jul 15, 2010 22:14:34 GMT -5
what a shame I missed these they sound like they were good
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