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Post by dcspook on Oct 23, 2009 8:48:51 GMT -5
MEDICAL LOG
A welcome back to our beloved Captain who has finally returned. Just in time too - as our table tennis tournament may have gotten slightly out of hand. Whoever proposed a death match tournament is in big trouble (don't worry! We're only down a few red shirts!).
Series 8 is now a fixed point in time and space. The ship flies across the universe as fast as our First Officer can convince our Chief Engineer to let her go. Cries of "She can't take it much longer!" Echo about the ship.
Kudos to our Security Chief for attempting to keep the peace. With less than two weeks to go - emotions are running high. Security Chief - the next time someone takes a swing at you please remember to duck. I'm running short on supplies and S8 hasn't begun. Perhaps I can convince the Captain to pause (briefly!) at the next planet. We're low on gin.
The SDSUAWWAWWA torture has ended, but the after effects are still being felt by all. Every time the communications officer receives a new transmission from the entity BBC great cheers erupt - but as our Security Chief pointed out it hasn't all been good news. ICBRMHAF TICCIIT has broken out in rashes - I'm working my little fingers to the bone trying to create a vaccine - I am sure, however, the only thing that can cure the awful affliction is our final destination.
12 days to go . . .
Doc
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Post by soysauce07 on Oct 23, 2009 15:58:10 GMT -5
Doc: You can have a mini crew of 2 red shirts to get more supplies from the planet: Genehuntius. Don't forget the Quattro! This is your Captain speaking, once the new series of Spooks starts, you must man your battle stations for a crazy 8 weeks! 1. Spoilers by Gandalf must be identified for the greater good. 2. Plant yourself in front of the TV. Do not move for the whole time. Please go to the bathroom beforehand. 3. Do not answer the phone for ANYONE!! 4. Get your drool buckets ready, that means you PF lovers. Set your phasers to kill, if anyone interrupts your time. Heck, just watch the episode alone or with other dedicated Spooks fans. 5. Stock up the gin and chocolate, the Doctor will provide, since we don't want anyone missing ANY second. Let Series 8 begin! Transmission ended.
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Post by dcspook on Oct 24, 2009 16:17:18 GMT -5
MEDICAL LOG
I have returned to the ship after promised-brief stop on Genehuntius. I have no idea what happened to the two Red shirts on loan to me, they were right behind me and then poof! Gone. Oops. Well, I return with the extra gin, a bottle of white burgundy (tee hee), and - per the captain's request - a Quattro. Capt - keys are on the dash - seems to stick a bit in 3rd gear, just to let you know.
I returned to discover someone has let fluffy bunny Steve out of his cage in the supply cabinet. He has disappeared. Also missing - and of some concern - seems to be one of the experiments I was running. Two vials are missing and one appears to have been broken. Um - In regards to the missing bunny - perhaps the crew should search in teams of two and don't bother looking in small places. The super-human growth serum wasn't ready to be tested - especially not on rabbits. Please be on the lookout for large tufts of hair . . . and not the tufts of hair our First Officer pulled out earlier when we were waiting for S8 news.
Other than that - I am pleased to announce Sickbay is officially ready for S8! We're fully stocked (Steve has to be around here somewhere . . .) and ready to go! If you should need supplies - just put in a request -
Doc
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Post by cbjfan61 on Oct 24, 2009 21:41:25 GMT -5
First Officers Log
I have done a full sweep of the ship with all crew members. No sign of the bunny Doc. I personally gave the Quattro a wash and wax. Security Officer please make sure we do not lose anymore Red shirts.
All systems are go for Nov. 4th on board. All Log's with vital information of Gandalf leaks have been passed around. All speculations have been passed around as well. Oh, there is still time to get in on the betting pool to see who came close on guessing what is going to happen. The winner will receive a generous prize still to be determined.
I wish we had contact from Gandalf to see what their reaction is to the episodes and our speculations. It seems for now that will not be happening though possible he is off on other assignments.
Thank you crew for all of your dedication during the past 4 months.
Everyone prepare for s8 this is going to be one hell of series I do not want to lose anyone on this.
First Officer
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Post by dcspook on Oct 28, 2009 13:32:43 GMT -5
MEDICAL LOG
I must issue an updated ship-wide alert and (also) be the bearer of (potential) bad news. First order of business: I have come up with a short list of side effects caused by the missing vials of serum. Ingesting the substance may cause the following: headaches, heartburn, sensitivity to light, dizziness, heart palpitations, hair loss, hair growth (or hare growth in our specific case), tendency towards eating red meat, loss of attention span, mood swings ranging from exaltation to confusion to depression, the sprouting of large razor sharp fangs, the desire to hibernate for 10 months out of the year, and general anxiety. Please note that while these symptoms may sound like the effects of SDSUAWWAWWA torture or ICBRMHAF TICCIIT there are a few differences.
A big thank you to our First Officer for being our guinea pig on testing for the side effects. I'm glad the antidote seems to be working for the most part. You're a star! Now if we can just locate Steve.
And now for our (potential) bad news - I fear Steve has eaten Gandalf. As I reminded everyone earlier this week - please search in groups of two. Obviously after reading the list of side effects above, there is a reason for this. No one should attempt to take on said excessively large fluffy rabbit by themselves. It seems he has sprouted large fangs - we were following a trail of fur which lead us to what appear to be the remains of a grey hoodie. Naturally, we are very concerned as S8 is only a week away and were hoping GG1979 would see us at our final destination. So, Gandalf, if you're alive, please give a small wave. Or if this is some joke being played by a member of the crew, please own up.
7 day to go . . .
Doc
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Post by dcspook on Nov 2, 2009 10:15:53 GMT -5
MEDICAL LOG
According to our Captain we are on final approach to S8! Two days to go before we reach our final destination. It looks like we will make it.
I can report good news - Steve has been located, captured, quarantined, and given the antidote. Phew! We have yet to determine if he has eaten Gandalf - fingers crossed. But Steve is back to his fluffy, innocent state - ready for anyone needed a bit of comfort (and judging from the spoilers I'm reading, we will need him in his de-fanged state).
Requests for supplies have started - I would like to remind everyone not to panic - there are plenty of goodies for all.
Two days to go . . .
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Post by soysauce07 on Nov 2, 2009 19:30:58 GMT -5
Captain's Log
T-Minus and counting. Wednesday is coming closer and it's vital that the day goes smoothly. The Captain, the First Officer, and Doc are meeting at The Grid that evening to watch the first episode. No spoilers, please!
Joins the hunt to find Gandalf. Must think like a hobbit. The wizard should arrive at the right time, but what if he doesn't show? Are we lost without him? Fire up the Quattro. It's Hoodie Hunting time!
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Post by soysauce07 on Nov 2, 2009 19:44:09 GMT -5
BTW: Thanks, Biff... I mean..First Officer for washing and waxing the Quattro. Might let you drive it next time.
Come out. Come out, where ever you are Gandalf! Don't make me get my pitchfork. We'll find you..because we're just THAT GOOD. MWAHAHAH. Or my name isn't James Tiberius Kirk.
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Post by dcspook on Nov 3, 2009 9:58:20 GMT -5
MEDICAL LOG
This is just a friendly reminder to certain crew members - I know, I know, our destination is only ONE day away. But I would ask that we exercise a bit of caution. This is a reminder that if you must jump up and down in the corridors that the bulk heads do project slightly downward. We've had a series of unconscious crew members brought into sickbay. The phrase, "Look before you leap," comes to mind or in this case "Please check your head clearance before spazing out in the corridors."
Thank you.
One day left . . .
Doc
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Post by soysauce07 on Nov 3, 2009 10:06:49 GMT -5
Captain's Log: Personally, I recommend Crash Helmets. May I remind everyone to sprint quickly to your tv tomorrow night. Heck, shove the slow people out of the way as you run. 10 points for every "Non Spooks" fan you push over. Mow them down, all for the love of Spooks. Let no force of nature or anything stop you from watching!!! "One Day More...Another day, another destiny." -El Captain
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Post by soysauce07 on Nov 4, 2009 9:18:48 GMT -5
Captain's Log
The ipod slowly breaks into today's theme song.
"And the base keep runnin' runnin', and runnin' runnin', and runnin' runnin', and runnin' runnin', and runnin' runnin', and runnin' runnin', and runnin' runnin', and runnin' runnin', and..."
Oh Yeah...IT'S SPOOKS TIME!!!
"Everybody, everybody, let's get into it. Get stupid. Get it started, get it started, get it started. Let's get it started (ha), let's get it started in here. Let's get it started (ha), let's get it started in here."
I order all to just start dancing, as our beloved show has returned..at last! Also, the lady for which this forum is dedicated, will be reunited with Harry. HUZZAH!!!
3 mcfrakin' years..but like a L'Oreal commercial,WORTH IT!!!
Get those drool buckets ready and a box of tissues handy.
If you can read this Gandalf, please show a sign of life. Smoke Signals. Awesome fireworks display at the Shire. Txting us, though you don't have our mobile numbers....
Why isn't the work day over yet?
- El Captain
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Post by Some Weirdo on Nov 4, 2009 13:07:01 GMT -5
You will have to forgive my absence. I have been a bit under the weather. I'm just getting over a rare tourette-like condition. It seems that in the midst of speaking about our current subject/situation I burst out in AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! or SQUEEEEEEEEEE! It is very unprofessional and I apolAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHgise greatly. Its seem to still be in effect and I hope you will forgive any offense. I'm afraid it's one of those viruses that has to run its course. It is highly contagious so please beware of the obvious sSQUEEEEEEEymptoms.
Chief of SQUEEEEEEEEEEurity
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Post by cbjfan61 on Nov 4, 2009 15:00:46 GMT -5
First Officer Log Star Date 11042009 With one hour to go until Spooks airs just a few things to wrap up the long journey we've had. The ship has been playing the Spooks soundtrack all day along with Let's Get It Started. The crew are making final preparations for viewing tonight. Please make sure if you need to knock a non spooks fan out of the way in order to get to your telly that points will be doubled now as time is getting closer. Make sure all drool buckets are ready. Please take the appropriate amount of tissues, and chocolate that will be needed. Make sure all outside communication is suspended, so please turn off all mobile devices, and any other technology devices that could disrupt your viewing. I would personally like to dedicate this thread to the wonderful Gandalfgrey1979 with whom we are more then appreciative of sending us snippets of information on s8. Much love from all of us from this watch. The hoodie hunters will be seeing you soon Now I hope everyone enjoys the show as we are an hour away. It has been a pleasure serving all of you and what a wonderful crew you have been. I hope those that have been reading this you have had a great laugh. Your humble First Officer End Log
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Post by dcspook on Nov 17, 2009 10:09:50 GMT -5
MEDICAL LOG-
RED ALERT!! RED ALERT!!! ALL HANDS REPORT TO STATIONS!
We have a Gandalf Grey sighting! I repeat: We have contact from the entity known as Gandalf Grey 1979!
If everyone could please drop the chocolate and gin and put whatever episode (1-3) of series 8 you are watching on pause (just for a moment! I promise, then you can go back to those soul sucking scenes of angst!).
After months of quiet, anxiety, table tennis death matches, crash helmet testing, and over grown hare-balls stalking the corridors with vengeance - GG1979 has broken his silence. He encourages us to "keep on enterprising." Oh, oh, we shall! Thanks for stopping in and waving hello!
On a side note: Phew! GG1979 has not been eaten by fluffy bunny Steve. And I am now the proud owner of a grey hoodie now that I've gotten the blood out . . .
Doc
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Post by cbjfan61 on Nov 17, 2009 13:31:04 GMT -5
First Officer Log Star Date 11172009 YELLOW ALERT!!! Have lowered the security status now that some time has passed. Our traps must have worked or some how Gandalf managed to escape without notice or just took what he liked from them. Glad to know Steve did not take advantage of eating anyone as well. I would like to ask our Security officer how we missed GG79 sneaking around. My magic 8 ball did say 'Yes' that Gandalf would return to us and like a good wizard he arrived when he means to arrive. Wow did he arrive. I will follow up on his advice and 'Keep on being enterprise'. Glad to know GG has been busy with work hopefully having fun being stuck where he is at a time which is fun. Yes he has been close to the mark about things that he mentioned earlier this year. If ever we get to catch Gandalf I just might have to quote the line from Gene Hunt 'You're nicked' Thank you GG1979 for making our day and dropping in to say 'hello' looks like this might not be the last we see of you either ;D OK Everyone permission to return to your duties and other activities. I need to get more tissues as this series has gotten to me a bit more then expected. The soul sucking angst is about to kill me if that forest fire is not started soon. Harry and Ruth need to get together stat! Ya'll Ta First Officer
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